oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via social-casualty3066)

clifflowah:

"Ashton, I want to give you something.."
"like what?"
"like a.. a blowjob"

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"come here, princess"  

(via ashtonchokeme)

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(via hotboyproblems)

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

(via social-casualty3066)

5-secs-of-summer-fanpage:

LOOK AT HIS LITTLE NOSE, AW
takeatos:

I’ve been in this fandom for too long I think I may be turning into Wes

nutthing:

r u a sofa bc ur sofaking annoying

(Source: phineasomg, via hotboyproblems)

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via embluntz)

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